LCW Beach Brawl 2008 Pay-Per-View Results 07.27.08

LCW Beach Brawl 2008 Pay-Per-View Results (July 27, 2008) live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Beach Brawl 2008 as "Rise Above This" by Seether, the official theme song for LCW Beach Brawl 2008, played in the background and as fireworks exploded all over the arena. Schiavone and Zbyszko reviewed the card before starting the show by introducing ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta.

The Midnight Express defeated LCW World Tag Team Champions The Skyscrapers in 7:30 by pinfall when Dennis Condrey pinned Dan Spivey after hitting Spivey with a steel chair to win the LCW World Tag Team Championships. Towards the end of the match, Stan Lane came through the crowd, jumped over the guard rail and stood at ringside and distracted the referee. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “They said they had an insurance policy that would guarantee they would walk away from the title and I think that insurance policy has being written by Stan Lane.” With the referee distracted, Eaton grabbed a steel chair and threw it into the ring to Condrey who blasted Spivey with the chair and covered him for the pinfall and the win while Eaton and Lane doubled teamed Vicious at ringside. After the match, Condrey, Eaton, and Lane celebrated on the entrance ramp.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart. Honky Tonk said that Greg Valentine made his choice and he was going to have to live with that choice and would have to face the music tonight.

Greg The Hammer Valentine (with George The Animal Steele) defeated The Honky Tonk Man (with Jimmy Hart) in 5:02 by pinfall. During the match, the referee was knocked out and George The Animal Steele chased Jimmy Hart to the back, but Hart left his megaphone behind. Honky Tonk picked up the megaphone and went to hit Valentine with it, but Valentine ducked and grabbed the megaphone from Honky Tonk and blasted him with it. Valentine covered Honky Tonk as the referee regained consciousness to make the pinfall count.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin and Precious and Garvin said tonight he was going to get back on the path back to the gold with a victory over Ron Garvin.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Ron Garvin and Sunshine. Mooney asked Sunshine if she’d be accompanying Ron Garvin to ringside and she said he didn’t need her and that’d she be watching backstage on the monitor, but added that she’d be just backstage if Precious wanted to get involved and then she’d be more than ready to get involved.

Ron Garvin defeated Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin (with Precious) in 4:16 by pinfall after the Hands of Stone after Sunshine, wearing a neck brace, interfered and hit Jimmy Garvin with a low blow. As Sunshine left ringside, she slapped Precious, knocking her down to the ground. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “Sunshine said she’d be backstage. She clearly came out here to deliver a message to Jimmy Garvin.” Larry Zbyszko added, “And I think she delivered a message to Precious as well.”

In the back, LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was putting on his boots when Nikita Koloff approached him. Magnum stood up and got in Koloff’s face and Koloff said that in spite of everything that had happened between them over the past several months, he still considered Magnum TA a friend and said that whatever happened tonight wasn’t personal, it was business and he would always consider Magnum his friend. Magnum agreed and the two men shook hands and Koloff walked away and Magnum continued getting ready for the triple threat main event match.

Dr. Death Steve Williams (with Cowboy Bill Watts) defeated Big Van Vader (with Harley Race) in 7:35 by decision in a last man standing match when Vader couldn’t answer the ten count after Williams blasted him repeatedly with a steel chair while Watts and Race brawled at ringside, distracting the referee. During the match, Race and Watts started brawling at ringside and the referee left the ring and tried to separate them. From the broadcast booth, Larry Zbyszko said that the referee should be more concerned with the action in the ring. Zbyszko said, “What the hell is that idiot doing? He should be in the ring. Let Race and Watts beat the hell out of each other if they want to. Who cares?” Williams went outside the ring and grabbed a steel chair and got back into the ring and blasted Vader with a savage chair shot, but Vader stayed on his feet. Williams blasted him again and Vader dropped to a knee, but actually told Williams to hit him again. Williams blasted Vader a third time and Vader finally fell to the mat, but kept trying to get up and Williams hit him a fourth and final time, knocking Vader out. The referee turned around and made the pinfall count and then counted to ten, but the unconscious Vader wasn’t able to answer the count.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez. Mercer asked Fernandez about wrestling Outlaw Ron Bass tonight and Fernandez said he didn’t even know why he was wrestling Outlaw Ron Bass. He said his issue was originally with Tully Blanchard, but he put him on the shelf and Fernandez said he knew that Bass was a legend, but he wanted to know what he had done recently, aside from attacking him from behind, to earn a title shot. Fernandez said it was fine though because he got his title shot, but he was going to get a lot more than that. Fernandez said, “You see, its simple arithmetic: one plus one equals one, daddy. You mess with a bull and you’re going to get the horns. Well, Outlaw Ron Bass, you’ve been messing with this Bull too much. You should have told Tully Blanchard to be a man and do his own dirty work, but you accepted the mission, you wanted to become a mercenary. You want to be a cowboy, you want to be an outlaw, well it’s time for you to saddle up and be a man. You’ve been poking at this Bull for weeks now and tonight you’re going to get the horns. When you piss off a bull, there’s no telling what he’ll do and, Mercer, all I know is that I can’t be held responsible for what I do out there tonight. He brought this on himself.”

In the back, LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express were looking for Lady Amazon and they approached LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich and asked him if he had seen or talked to her today and Von Erich told them that they hadn’t and they didn’t know where she was. Von Erich wished the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express luck against the Bolsheviks tonight and Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson wished Von Erich luck against Hollywood John Tatum tonight.

LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez defeated Outlaw Ron Bass (with James J. Dillon) in 5:54 by pinfall after the Flying Burrito. After the match, James J. Dillon tried to hit Fernandez with a pair of brass knuckles, but Fernandez blocked the loaded punch, punched Dillon, and pulled the brass knuckles off of Dillon’s hand and punched him with the brass knuckles, sending him over the top rope. Fernandez left the ring with the brass knuckles still on his hand and kept looking at them as he left ringside.

In the back, Bill Mercer was with an irate Gen. Skandor Akbar and Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie. Akbar informed Mercer that The Bolsheviks had been denied their work visas and therefore wouldn’t be able to face the LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. Akbar said it was a simple case of racism. He said Homeland Security officials were conspiring with the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express because they knew, just like Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson knew, that they were no match for the superior Bolsheviks. LCW General Manager Nick Bockwinkel approached Akbar and Al-Kassie and Akbar accused Bockwinkel of having someone to do with Volkoff and Zhukov being denied their visas. Bockwinkel denied the allegations and said it was unfortunate situation. Bockwinkel then announced that tonight the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express would still defend the titles tonight and that he had found challengers for the title. The Powers of Pain appeared with Paul Jones and Jones told Akbar that he would make sure that the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express lose the titles because the Powers of Pain were going to become two-time LCW United States Tag Team Champions tonight. Jones then told Akbar that when the Bolsheviks worked out their visa situation they would be granted a shot at the title. Akbar said, “Don’t be surprised if you find we still make an impact on the match.” Akbar and Al-Kassie walked away.

The Powers of Pain (with Paul Jones) defeated LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express in 6:04 by pinfall when The Barbarian pinned Robert Gibson after Abdullah the Butcher, with Gen. Skandor Akbar and Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie, interfered and hit Gibson with the Sudanese Meat Cleaver while Akbar and Al-Kassie distracted the referee. After the match, the Powers of Pain and Abdullah continued attacking both Morton and Gibson. Corporal Kirchner, Ken Patera, and Billy Jack Haynes came out and cleared the Powers of Pain and Abdullah the Butcher out of the ring and helped the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express to their feet and out of the ring.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Macho Man Randy Savage and The Genius Lanny Poffo about Savage facing LCW Television Champion Terry Funk. Savage said that he was going to take the title and punish Funk for branding his brother, Lanny Poffo with the flaming branding iron. Poffo said he hadn’t sit down all week long because of the branding, but said he was going to be in the broadcast booth tonight because he knew that Savage would beat Funk with no problem tonight and win the LCW Television Championship.

In the back, Lady Amazon was talking on her cell phone and she could be overhead saying, “I know what I have to do. But you had better keep your end of the deal.” She stopped talking and hung up the phone when she saw LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich who asked her where she had been. Amazon said she had been busy with something, but she was going to be in Von Erich’s corner tonight. They walked away together.

In the back, Bill Mercer approached Stone Cold Steve Austin and asked him about his upcoming triple threat main event match with LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA and Nikita Koloff. Austin said Magnum TA and Nikita Koloff want to hold hands and pretend to be friends and that was fine with him. Austin said he wasn’t friends with anybody and was going to kick both their asses and regain the LCW Universal Championship tonight.

Randy Savage defeated LCW Television Champion Terry Funk in 5:49 by pinfall after hitting Funk with his own branding iron to win the LCW Television Championship. During the match, The Genius Lanny Poffo joined Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko in the broadcast booth, but couldn’t sit after being branded with Funk’s flaming branding iron last week on LCW Showdown.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Hollywood John Tatum and Missy Hyatt. Tatum said he was going to win the LCW Heritage Championship tonight because Kevin Von Erich wasn’t in the same class as Tatum. Hyatt added that she’d do anything to insure that Tatum walks away with the gold. She said she’s do whatever it took to make sure he becomes a champion.

LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich (with Lady Amazon) defeated Hollywood John Tatum (with Missy Hyatt) in 6:17 by disqualification when Stan Hansen interfered and attacked Von Erich. During the match, the referee was knocked out and Lady Amazon grabbed a steel chair and got into the ring and stood between Tatum and Von Erich looking at them as they both struggled to get to their feet. Amazon raised the chair and looked at Hyatt who yelled at her, “Do it! Do it!” Amazon looked at both men again and then blasted Von Erich, knocking him out. Hyatt celebrated outside the ring and then jumped on the ring apron and kissed Lady Amazon. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko freaked out and Schiavone said, “Well, Missy Hyatt said she would do anything to insure that Lady Amazon. Don’t forget that Lady Amazon was Missy Hyatt’s stalker awhile back. She was infatuated with Missy Hyatt and that infatuation apparently hasn’t ended. Was she talking to Missy Hyatt earlier? Was that kiss we just saw a part of the deal she was talking about? That deal, that kiss, and Lady Amazon’s infatuation with Missy Hyatt may have just cost Kevin Von Erich his title.” Tatum covered Von Erich, but the champion managed to kick out and the match continued. Lady Amazon left ringside and went to the back. Moments later, she returned to ringside with Stan Hansen who got into the ring and attacked Kevin Von Erich. As the referee called for the disqualification, Hansen continued attacking Von Erich. Hyatt jumped in the ring and started arguing with Lady Amazon and they two women starting brawling. Hansen hit Von Erich with the Lariat clothesline and then pulled Amazon off of Hyatt and carried her out of the ring as she fought and tried to get back into the ring so she could get at Hyatt. Hansen carried Amazon to the back as Hyatt helped Tatum out of the ring. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “Kevin Von Erich still has the LCW Heritage Championship, but he leaves alone having been betrayed by Lady Amazon who has seemingly aligned herself now with Stan Hansen. What the hell is going on in the head of Lady Amazon?” Larry Zbyszko said, “Well, all I know is it should be pretty clear by now that that woman can’t be trusted! If I were Stan Hansen, I’d keep an eye on her and not put too much trust in her.”

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Lady Amazon who said that she turned on Kevin Von Erich because he didn’t protect her from being attacked several weeks ago by the Disciples of Allah. She also said that she turned on Von Erich because Missy Hyatt promised her a kiss. Mercer asked her if she was bisexual and Amazon said, “Mercer, let’s just put it this way…I like whatever feels good.” Mercer asked about her new alliance with Stan Hansen and Hansen burst in and said he was going to beat Kevin Von Erich and win the LCW Heritage Championship and that was going to feel really good. Hansen left with Amazon.

LCW International Champion Paul Orndorff defeated Diamond Dallas Page in 7:44 by pinfall with a rollup while holding the ropes. After the match, Orndorff quickly left the ring, grabbed his title and left ringside.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Madusa Micelli who said she was actively seeking new talent to represent. Luna Vachon appeared and said the only thing she could represent was being a washed up, talentless, bleach blond bimbo. Madusa said, “Well, at least I’m not a crazy, deranged bitch.” Madusa and Vachon started to brawl until Kevin Sullivan appeared and pulled them apart. Sullivan grabbed Madusa and held her, until she broke free and slapped him across the face. Sullivan slapped her and Vachon attacked her from behind and the two women brawled to the ground as Sullivan kicked at Madusa. As they brawled, Diamond Dallas Page appeared and pulled Sullivan away and pulled Vachon off of Madusa. Sullivan attacked Page who fought back and quickly gained the upper hand, hitting Sullivan with the Diamond Cutter on the floor and left with Madusa.

Tully Blanchard and Baby Doll defeated The Rock and LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway in 8:33 by pinfall when Baby Doll pinned Calaway after Blanchard hit Calaway with the slingshot suplex after Baby Doll hit the Rock with a low blow. After the match, the Rock got in the ring and hit Baby Doll with the Rock Bottom before leaving ringside with Calaway. Moments later, LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez came out and attacked Tully Blanchard. Fernandez savagely assaulted Blanchard, punching him repeatedly in the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Blanchard was busted wide open. Meanwhile, Baby Doll, who had regained her senses after being hit with the Rock Bottom, screamed from ringside for Fernandez to stop as security officials got into the ring. Fernandez knocked them out one by one with the brass knuckles before going back to punching Blanchard. Security officials finally managed to outnumber Fernandez and restrain him and pulled him out of the ring. Fernandez broke free from security and walked backwards up the entrance ramp looking at Blanchard in the ring the entire time and then wiping Blanchard’s blood on the brass knuckles on his chest once he reached the entrance stage. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said as Fernandez walked away, “Manny Fernandez said he couldn’t be held responsible for what he would do tonight and said that he brought this on himself and we all assumed that he was talking about Outlaw Ron Bass, his opponent earlier this evening, but he was clearly talking about Tully Blanchard.” In the ring, medical officials checked on a bloody Blanchard, who had to be taken out of the ring on a stretcher.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “You know, Legends Championship Wrestling has gone to some exotic locations since it’s inception three years ago. We’ve been to England, Ireland, Australia, Japan, but this might just be the most exotic, the most extreme location we’ve ever traveled to in our attempt to bring the legends of professional wrestling to fans all over the world. Check this out!” A video package aired featuring lions, elephants, giraffes, and other wild animals mixed in with images of several legends and the voiceover announced that the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view on August 24th would be presented live from two locations in South Africa.

LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA defeated Nikita Koloff and Stone Cold Steve Austin in 16:12 in a triple threat match by pinfall when he pinned Koloff after the belly-to-belly suplex. After the match, Koloff attacked Magnum, hitting him with the title belt and busting him wide open before hitting him with the Russian Sickle clothesline. Meanwhile, Austin was walking up the entrance ramp and heading to the back and, when he reached the entrance stage, looked back at Magnum being attacked by Koloff Austin looked for a moment before running down the entrance ramp and into the ring. Austin hit Koloff with Stone Cold Stunner and then left the ring. Magnum slowly made his way to his feet and looked at Austin making his way up the entrance ramp as the show went off the air.