LCW Beach Brawl 2007 Pay-Per-View Results 07.29.07

LCW Beach Brawl Pay-Per-View Results (July 29, 2007) live from the Honda Center in Anaheim, CA.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Beach Brawl and ran down the complete card before sending it to the ring and ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta.

Demolition defeated King Kong Bundy and One Man Gang (with Bobby Heenan) in 5:47 by pinfall when Demolition Smash pinned King Kong Bundy after the Decapitation Device to determine the number one contenders for the LCW World Tag Team Championships.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Magnum TA who said, "Last Wednesday on Showdown, Stan Hansen said he wanted to mess me up. Well, Mean Gene, the only person who's going to get messed up tonight is Stan Hansen and I'm going to mess him up so good that he's going to have no choice but to tuck his tail between his legs and swim across the ocean back to Japan because when I'm through with him, he's going to be so messed up that he's not going to want to show his face again on American soil."

Magnum TA defeated Stan Hansen in 12:34 by pinfall after the belly-to-belly suplex off the entrance stage and through a table in a street fight match to determine the number one contender for the LCW International Championship. After the match, Stan Hansen had to be taken to the back on a stretcher and Magnum had to be helped to the back by several referees. During the match, both men battled all over the arena, into the parking lot, outside into the street, and back into the arena before the pinfall occurred on the floor beside the entrance stage after the belly-to-belly suplex from the entrance stage through the table.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Bobby Heenan who announced that he had just gotten off the phone with Hulk Hogan would be here later tonight and would remind Stone Cold Steve Austin what Hulk Hogan and Hulkamania was all about. Mean Gene Okerlund said, "But I thought at LCW Uprising two months ago Hulk Hogan said Hulkamania was dead?" Heenan said, "Listen Okerlund, Hogan never said Hulkamania was dead. Hulkamania has just evolved. It's grown into a force too powerful for any one man to contain or control. So he enlisted my assistance in maintaining the empire. Austin is going to find out that Hulkamania is still running wild. It's just more focused than ever and it focused on squarely on him."

The Nasty Boys (with Missy Hyatt) defeated LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock 'n' Roll Express in 6:18 by pinfall when Brian Knobbs pinned Ricky Morton after Missy Hyatt hit Morton with her purse to win the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. Before the match, Tom Zenk was seen in attendance and was being helped to his front row seat by security officials. During the match, Missy Hyatt was distracted by Tom Zenk at ringside and kept trying to flirt with Zenk.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard with Baby Doll. Okerlund discussed the recent disagreements that Blanchard and Baby Doll had been having. Blanchard said there was no problem between he and Baby Doll because, "She knows her role better than any other woman in Legends Championship Wrestling. She's made some mistakes over the past few weeks and we've had our issues, but it's all been settled and we're focused on one thing: eliminating Sam Houston." Okerlund asked about Sam Houston being Baby Doll's ex-husband and Blanchard interrupted him and said, "Why are you bringing that up? It's a non-issue, Mean Gene. Tonight, we're focused on only one thing and that's eliminating Sam Houston. I'm walking in with the gold and walking out with the gold, just like Sam Houston is walking in a loser and walking out a loser just he's been all his life." Blanchard grabbed Baby Doll by the arm and stormed off, dragging her away.

Sam Houston defeated LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard (with Baby Doll) in 7:01 by pinfall with a small package rollup to win the LCW Heritage Championship. After the match, Baby Doll tried to help Blanchard to his feet, but once he made it to his feet he pushed her down to the mat and began to berate her for not helping him. As he yelled at her, Houston started to walk to the back. Houston eventually turned around after realizing what was going on in the ring and started to make his way back to the ring, but hesitated. Blanchard grabbed Baby Doll and it seemed like he was going to hit her, but Houston ran into the ring, attacked Blanchard and dropkicked him out of the ring. Houston then helped Baby Doll up to her feet and the two looked at each other for a moment, before embracing. As Blanchard left the ring and yelled back at Houston and Baby Doll, Houston invited him to get back in the ring with him, but Blanchard just kept making his way back to the back.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko talked about Randy Savage disappearance from Legends Championship Wrestling after the death of Sensational Sherri Martel last month and after attacking The Honky Tonk Man during a memorial match to Sherri Martel on Showdown several weeks ago. Schiavone announced that Sean Mooney was on his way to the mental institution near Savage's home in Sarasota, FL, where Randy Savage was rumored to be and would interview Savage upon his arrival to the mental institution.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Hart Foundation defeated The Skyscrapers in 8:40 by submission when Bret Hart forced Dan Spivey to submit to the Sharpshooter. During the match, Demolition came out to watch the match from the entrance ramp. After the match, Demolition signaled to The Hart Foundation that the titles would soon be around their waists.

From the mental institution, Sean Mooney spoke with a nurse about Randy Savage. The nurse said a man by that name voluntarily checked himself into the hospital and checked himself out early this morning. Mooney asked how he seemed and the nurse said he just seemed sad. Mooney sent it back to Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko in the broadcast booth and said, "Tony, Larry, I wish I had more for you, but it looks like the mystery of Randy Savage remains just that, a mystery."

A limousine arrived in the back and LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway appeared and personally greeted the person, who didn't get out of the limousine, saying, "I need you to do me a favor and I can't image anyone better than you to get the job done. It's about the Iron Sheik." Calaway stepped inside the limousine. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone asked Larry Zbyszko if that's the man that Calaway is going to pick to face the Iron Sheik and Zbyszko said, "I don't know, Tony. Certainly seems that's the case, doesn't it? Better question is, who is it? Who's in the limo?" Schiavone said, "I guess we'll find out soon enough, won't we?"

Scott Hall defeated Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin (with Precious) in 5:17 by pinfall after an Outsiders Edge.

In the his office, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway was joined by LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham. Calaway asked where Tully Blanchard was and Graham said, "He's a little upset about losing the title and Baby Doll." Calaway said, "He's a little upset? He's a little upset?! I'm a little upset! We lost the LCW Heritage Championship which is damaging to the Entourage, but not the end of the world. I have no doubt that Tully Blanchard will get a rematch and regain the title, but losing Baby Doll, that's…that's devastating! I don't know if you guys realize this, but she's the heart and the soul of the Entourage. Without her…I don't know what going to happen." Koloff said, "Then we go to get her back, no?" Calaway, "We'll try, Nikita. We'll try, but Blanchard may have screwed this one up beyond repair." Calaway looked down for a moment at his desk and then said, "But right now, I have other business to take care of. Gentlemen, do you care to join me?" The men followed Calaway out of his office and down the arena corridor and they entered a locker room where Billy Jack Haynes, Killer Khan, Kamala, Jake Roberts, Brutus Beefcake, Abdullah The Butcher, Hillbilly Jim, The Honky Tonk Man, The Missing Link, Ivan Putski, The Dynamite Kid, Kevin Von Erich, Baron Von Raschke, Don Muraco, George Steele, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Tommy Rich, Ron Garvin, Kevin Sullivan, Ken Patera, Marty Jannetty, Butch Reed, Corporal Kirchner, Jesse Ventura, Greg Valentine, Outlaw Ron Bass and Jack Brisco were all waiting to hear who Calaway had selected to face The Iron Sheik tonight. Calaway said, "None of you are going to face The Iron Sheik tonight as I've got someone that I know can defeat The Iron Sheik tonight because he's done it before. However, I did ask the fans of LegendsChampionshipWrestling.com who should face The Iron Sheik tonight and while I obviously don't care what they think because I'm just going to do what I want to do anyway because, don't forget, I am the power, I am going to give them a little thank you gift. Tonight, the top two vote getters in that poll which would be…" Calaway pulled a piece of paper out of his jacket breast pocket and continued reading the results of the poll, "…Jake The Snake Roberts and The Missing Link, will face each other in a match to determine who will get the opportunity of a lifetime, a chance to face the LCW Universal Champion, who after tonight will not be Stone Cold Steve Austin or Big Van Vader, but still Nikita Koloff, in a title match at LCW Showdown this Wednesday. And you know what? Just because I can, because remember, I am the power, the remaining 25 of you will be at ringside this Wednesday because the title match on LCW Showdown is going to be a lumberjack match. Mr. Roberts, Mr. Link, I wish you the best of luck. Thank you." Calaway, Koloff, Graham, and Blanchard, left as the heels wished The Missing Link luck as he left the locker room and the faces wished Jake Roberts luck as he left the locker room.

Jake The Snake Roberts defeated The Missing Link (with Gary Hart) in 4:36 by pinfall after the DDT.

In the back, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway knocked on a locker room door, opened the door, peaked his head inside and asked, "Are you ready?" From inside the locker room, an unidentifiable voice said, "Yeah." Calaway closed the locker room door and a camera followed him as he walked through the arena and made his way to the entrance ramp.

LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out and told The Iron Sheik to come on and get into the ring and reminded the Iron Sheik that if he doesn't win his match tonight he'll have to leave LCW. The Iron Sheik came out with his manager Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie and got into the ring. Calaway then introduced the Iron Sheik's opponent…Hulk Hogan! Calaway and Bobby Heenan shook hands as Heenan continued to the ring with Hogan and Calaway went to the back to watch the match from a backstage monitor.

The Iron Sheik (with Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie) defeated Hulk Hogan (with Bobby Heenan) in 5:36 by disqualification after Stone Cold Steve Austin came out and hit Sheik with the Stone Cold Stunner. Austin chased Hogan and Heenan to the back while an irate Calaway came out and said, "Damn it to hell, Austin! You have managed to once again screw up another thing in my company. But it's all right because I trust that Hulk Hogan is going to take care of you soon enough. As for you, Sheik, congratulations, you win. You can stay in Legends Championship Wrestling, but you must attend and successfully complete anger management classes because I can't have you going off on tirades and saying something that could get not only you in trouble, but also get Legends Championship Wrestling in trouble. If you don't complete the anger management program, I'm going to have no choice but to fire you from LCW. You're first anger management class is next week and we'll have the footage on LCW Showdown. Good luck, Sheik." In the ring the Iron Sheik seemed confused as Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie tried to explain it to him. Once the Iron Sheik seemed to get it he threw his hands in the air and yelled at Al-Kassie saying he wasn't going to do it as Al-Kassie told him he had to if he wanted to keep his job.

In the back, Tom Zenk approached Missy Hyatt and said she was looking hot tonight and asked her to join him for a night on the town. Hyatt thanked Zenk for the offer and said on any other night she would, but tonight she was going to celebrate with the new LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys. Zenk told her to drop those losers, and hang out with him. The Nasty Boys appeared and attacked Zenk until Strike Force appeared and fought off The Nasty Boys, saving Zenk. Tito Santana and Rick Martel helped Zenk to his feet, but at first Zenk pushed them back thinking it was The Nasty Boys, but soon realized it was Santana and Martel and embraced both men and shook their hands thanking them for helping him.

In the parking lot, the new LCW Heritage Champion Sam Houston was leaving with Baby Doll when Tully Blanchard appeared out of nowhere with a tire iron and tried to attack Houston. Houston managed to fight back as Baby Doll got in the driver's seat and, after a couple of right hands that rocked Blanchard, Houston slid into the passenger side. Blanchard picked up the tire iron and managed to break a tail light as Baby Doll drove away. Blanchard grabbed the camera and yelled into it, "Baby Doll, you made your final mistake tonight. You didn't do anything wrong, but the problem is you didn't do anything and because of you I lost the LCW Heritage Championship. And then you want to leave with that loser Sam Houston. Well fine, go with him because I don't need you and I don't want you." Blanchard threw down the tire iron and stormed off.

Ted DiBiase (with Virgil) defeated LCW Television Champion Koko B. Ware in 0:10 by pinfall when Koko B. Ware lied down in the center of the ring and allowed DiBiase to pin him. After the match, DiBiase grabbed a microphone and said, 'I've said from day one that every man has his price and so does this man (pointing to Ware). He's had a taste of the good life and he wanted more and I promised I'd give it to him if he gave me back what I wanted: the LCW Television Championship." DiBiase pulled a check out of his trunks and handed it to Ware who walked out of the ring to a chorus of boos from the audience. Ware looked at the crowd as they booed him and walked away with his head down in shame. In the ring, DiBiase laughed as Ware turned on the audience. LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel came out and said, "Did you really think you could just buy a championship and I was going to sit back and not say anything about it? That isn't the game we play in Legends Championship Wrestling. Well, since you 'defeated' the champion, I guess you should defend the title against the new number one contender…Superfly Jimmy Snuka!" Snuka came out and DiBiase attacked him as he got into the ring, but Snuka fought back and dropkicked DiBiase out of the ring. Snuka then grabbed Virgil and attacked him with several punches and a headbutt before bodyslamming him and then hitting him with the Superfly Splash. DiBiase pulled Virgil out of the ring as Snuka celebrated with the crowd.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Strike Force who were with Tom Zenk and they said they only had one thing on their mind and that was defeating The Midnight Express tonight and then going on to face The Nasty Boys for the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. Okerlund welcomed Tom Zenk to LCW and Zenk said it was great to be a legend in Legends Championship Wrestling.

Diamond Dallas Page defeated LCW United States Champion Dr. Death Steve Williams (with Cowboy Bill Watts) in 7:12 by pinfall after the Diamond Cutter out of an attempted Oklahoma Stampede. After the match, Williams attacked Page from behind and continued to attack Page until Scott Hall came out to save Page and knocked Williams out of the ring. Williams wanted to get back into the ring, but Watts held him back as Hall helped Page up to his feet.

In the back, Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin was sitting and talking with Precious when Koko B. Ware walked past them. Garvin said, "Look at the sellout, Precious. He'd probably sell his own kids for the right price. How much did DiBiase give you, boy?" Ware stopped dead in his tracks, turned to Garvin and said, "Who you calling 'boy', punk?" Garvin stood up and said, "I think I was referring to the sellout standing in front of me. You know what you remind me of, Koko? You remind me of those black guys I heard about on the History Channel who sold other blacks into slavery in Africa. You'd do anything for a dollar, even sell your own soul if you had to." Koko looked at Garvin for a second and said, "I wouldn't worry about what I'd do for a dollar. I'd worry about what she'd (pointing to Precious who was standing behind Garvin) do for a dollar." Garvin and Ware began to brawl as security officials rushed in to separate the two.

Strike Force defeated The Midnight Express in 4:07 by pinfall when Tito Santana pinned Stan Lane after the flying forearm in a match to determine the number one contenders for the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. After the match, former Midnight Express member Dennis Condrey came out and said, "I'm sitting in the back, and even from back there the stench of death is all over the Midnight Express. You guys are completely pathetic, but we're going to fix that. From this moment on, I am the new manager of The Midnight Express." Condrey left with the Midnight Express.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Paul Orndorff who said he was going to shut Lex Luger's mouth once and for all just like he shut Madusa Micelli's mouth last Wednesday on LCW Showdown when he hit her with the piledriver. Orndorff said, "And if I have to do it again, I will."

Lex Luger (with Madusa Micelli in a wheelchair) defeated Paul Orndorff in 7:51 by pinfall after the piledriver in a piledriver match after Madusa Micelli, who was faking the extent of her injuries, got out of her wheelchair, interfered in the match, and kicked Orndorff in the head. Due to pre-match stipulations, the winner had to hit his opponent with a piledriver before the pinfall.

In the back, LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham were shown making their way through the arena corridor and towards the arena with LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway.

In the back, Paul Orndorff confronted LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel and demanded a steel cage match against Lex Luger at LCW Caged Heat. Orndorff added, "Hell, I'll even let you make it more interesting. Throw that bitch Madusa in the cage so I can take them both out."

LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham (with LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway) defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin and Big Van Vader in 15:53 by pinfall when Koloff pinned Austin after the Russian Sickle clothesline after Hulk Hogan interfered and blasted Austin with a steel chair. After the match, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out on the entrance ramp with Bobby Heenan and the two men shook hands and laughed as Hogan made his way up the entrance ramp to join them. Calaway asked for a microphone and said, "I promised Hogan that I would give him whatever he wanted to make up for the mistake I made when I interfered in his match with August at LCW SuperClash last month. So let me announce now the main event for LCW Caged Heat next month: Stone Cold Steve Austin will face Hulk Hogan and Austin vs. Hogan II will take place in a steel cage match…a Hell in a Cell steel cage match!"