LCW Beach Brawl 2009 Pay-Per-View Results 07.12.09

LCW Beach Brawl 2009 Pay-Per-View (July 12, 2009) live from the Ocean Center in Daytona Beach, FL.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to the LCW Beach Brawl 2009 pay-per-view as fireworks exploded all over the arena. Schiavone and Zbyszko talked about the fact that tonight’s show was the first show since the last edition of LCW Showdown two weeks ago. They also discussed the fact that there was still not a LCW Universal Champion after Magnum TA and Ric Flair went 60 minutes in an Iron Man match that ended in a no decision. Schiavone and Zbyszko ran down the complete card including the main event for the vacant LCW Universal Championship between former champion Magnum TA and the number one contender Bill Goldberg.

From ringside, ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta introduced News Corporation Chairman and CEO, Rupert Murdoch, who stood as the audience booed before Capetta introduced the participants for the first match of the evening.

Bret Hart defeated the Dynamite Kid in 9:29 by submission with the Sharpshooter after Dynamite Kid missed an attempted diving headbutt from the top rope.

In the back, former LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was shown arriving to the arena earlier in the evening and then working out in his locker room. When Magnum TA appeared on the LegendsTron, the audience exploded and, from the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone introduced him as the longest reigning LCW Universal Champion at 358 days! Schiavone questioned if Magnum would be able to overcome Bill Goldberg to regain the vacant LCW Universal Championship and start another historic reign.

In the back, LCW Founder Christian Calaway was shown arriving at LCW Headquarters in Sacramento, CA, where Jesse Ventura was waiting for his arrival. Ventura approached Calaway and asked him why he was there. Calaway said he was there to make a special request of the Board of Directors. “And since I can no longer be Chairman of the Board, I guess it’ll be a final request,” Calaway said, before walking away.

In the back, a livid LCW Chairman of the Board Ted Turner was shown talking with Eric Bischoff, Bill Goldberg, and Diamond Dallas Page. Turner said he couldn’t understand how the fans could boo Rupert Murdoch. He said he knew why he didn’t like Murdoch, but he couldn’t understand why the fans didn’t like the “savior” of Legends Championship Wrestling. Turner then said he wanted to know what Calaway was doing at LCW Headquarters and what he was doing talking to the Board of Directors. He said he thought he was finished with Calaway when Goldberg beat Austin last month at the LCW SuperClash pay-per-view. Turner said he couldn’t understand why the fans didn’t like him. He said he was an honorable man. He said if Austin had won the match, he would have left LCW and turned the Chairmanship over to Calaway. He would have been a man of his word, unlike Calaway. Turner said he just couldn’t understand the fans.

One Man Gang (with Luna Vachon) defeated Kevin Sullivan (with Sir Oliver Humperdink) in 8:14 by pinfall after the 747 Splash. During the match, Sullivan kept distracting himself with Vachon, trying to get her to come back to him. At one point, he put his head between the ropes and, on his knees and with his hands grasped together, begged her to come back to him. She slapped him and walked away. After the match, Sullivan tried to blame Humperdink for the loss and Humperdink left ringside without Sullivan.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie, who was with the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff. Adnan talked about Sheik and Volkoff never being LCW World Tag Team Championships. Adnan said he was done with Ken Patera and he would be finished with him tonight because after tonight his focus was going to be on making Sheik and Volkoff World Tag Team Championships and nothing else would matter.

The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff (with Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie) defeated Ken Patera and Sgt. Slaughter in 6:01 by pinfall when Volkoff pinned Patera after Adnan broke his cane over Patera’s back.

The Raging Bull Manny Fernandez defeated Terry Funk in 11:04 by pinfall in a hardcore match after the Flying Burrito. Before the match, Terry Funk came out and said he wanted to show Fernandez why they called him the Hardcore Legend. Funk challenged Fernandez to a hardcore match and Fernandez accepted the challenge.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko announced that the upcoming LCW Caged Heat 2009 pay-per-view which would take place on Sunday, August 9th.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Carlos Colon who talked about taking on Abdullah the Butcher one more time and settling their issues once and for all. Colon said if Abdullah won, the fans would never see Colon in LCW again, but if Colon won, Abdullah would lose the services of his manager, General Skandor Akbar.

Abdullah the Butcher (with General Skandor Akbar) defeated Carlos Colon in 9:05 by disqualification after Colon hit Abdullah with a flag pole. During the match, Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie came out and jumped up on the ring apron. Colon dropkicked Al-Kassie off the ring apron. As the referee checked on Al-Kassie, Colon picked up the flag pole and hit Abdullah with it as the referee turned around. The referee called for the bell and gave Abdullah the win via disqualification. As a result of the loss, Colon would never appear in LCW again. Before the match, Colon came out and called out LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff. Bischoff came out and Colon said he wasn’t going to get into the ring until General Skandor Akbar was neutralized. Bischoff asked Colon what he had in mind and Colon signaled to the back and two crew members brought out a small cage. Colon suggested Akbar be placed in the cage and raised above the ring to stop him from interfering. Bischoff agreed to the stipulation and the crew members took the cage to ringside as Colon made his way to the ring. As Abdullah and Akbar got to ringside, the referee had to force Akbar to get into the ring, telling ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta to announce that if Akbar didn’t get in the cage, Colon would be awarded the match via forfeit. Akbar relented and got in the cage and the cage was raised above the ring and the match started.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Wildfire Tommy Rich and asked Rich who his partner was going to be in his upcoming tag team match with Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum. Rich introduced his partner, Tracy Smothers and Smothers said he was there to even the odds, but he was also going to keep an eye on Missy Hyatt at ringside.

Wildfire Tommy Rich and Tracy Smothers defeated Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum (with Missy Hyatt) in 6:13 by pinfall when Rich pinned Tatum after the Wildfire Driver. After the match, an irate Hyatt yelled at Tatum and Idol as they left her in the ring. As Idol and Tatum exited up the entrance ramp, Hyatt realized she was in the ring alone with Rich and Smothers. She slowly turned around as Rich, with a smile on his face, started moving toward her. Smothers tried to talk Rich out of doing anything to her, but Rich continued moving toward her. Rich then suddenly turned around and blasted Smothers, and started attacking him, eventually busting him wide open before kicking him out of the ring. Hyatt said she was fine with Idol and Tatum walking away calling them pathetic losers who never got her anywhere. She said, with her help, Rich became the LCW Television Champion. Hyatt said that, together, they would win gold again.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko discussed the upcoming LCW Caged Heat 2009 pay-per-view which, in which every match would be contested inside the confines of a steel cage and various steel cages as well including the WarGames steel cage, an Elimination Chamber. Schiavone announced that, as always, this would force the event to emanate from two arenas. He also reminded everyone that the event would take place on Sunday, August 9th.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Tracy Smothers, who wiped the blood from his forehead and looked it for a moment before challenging Wildfire Tommy to a match at LCW Caged Heat…a first blood, steel cage match. Mooney said the steel cage was already an environment that guaranteed blood and Smothers said, “And I’m going to be the first man to use that environment as it was intended. I’m going to be man to draw first blood.”

Sid Vicious defeated LCW Heritage Champion Nikita Koloff in 8:26 by pinfall after the powerbomb to win the LCW Heritage Championship.

In the back, cameraman Jackie Crockett and Sean Mooney were running through the arena corridor to the scene of an attack, where former LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was seen lying motionless on the floor and being checked on by medical officials. Nikita Koloff, Macho Man Randy Savage, and Bret Hart approached as well to check on Magnum. Mooney asked the medical officials what happened and they said they weren’t sure. One of the crew members at the scene said it was three masked men who attacked Magnum. LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff approached the scene with Bill Goldberg and Koloff went to attack Goldberg, but Hart and Savage held him back as he said, “I know it you, Goldberg.” Goldberg moved toward Koloff, Hart, and Savage, but Bischoff held him back. Bischoff then said, “Look, this is how it’s going to be. We had nothing to do with this, so tonight, if Magnum’s not ready and able to go by the time the main event rolls around, we’re rolling on without him and I’ll have no choice but to name Bill Goldberg the new LCW Universal Champion…by forfeit.” Koloff, Savage, and Hart tried to argue the decision as Bischoff and Goldberg walked away.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys defeated Doom in 14:02 by pinfall when Brian Knobbs pinned Butch Reed after a running powerslam to win the LCW World Tag Team Championships. After the match, LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff came out and announced that at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view on Sunday, August 9th, the Nasty Boys would defend the titles against the Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff!

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Diamond Dallas Page about his upcoming match with LCW United States Champion Tito Santana. Mooney suggested that Page had the title shot given to him by LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff and Page said he got the title shot just like he got the King of the Legends title, he earned it and he was going to earn his fifth LCW United States Championship.

Diamond Dallas Page defeated LCW United States Champion Tito Santana in 7:03 by pinfall to win the LCW United States Championship after a masked man came out and attacked Tito Santana.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Macho Man Randy Savage, who talked about his father costing him the LCW United States Championship. Savage said his father made his choice, he sided with the wrong son because while his father may have always been proud that his brother chose to wrestle under the family name. Savage said he wasn’t ashamed of his family or the family name, he just wanted to make a name for himself. Savage said tonight he was going to cost his brother more than a title; he was going to cost him his career!

Macho Man Randy Savage defeated the Genius Lanny Poffo in 9:02 by pinfall after the flying elbow smash in a Loser Leaves LCW match.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko talked about the return of LCW Showdown on Wednesday, September 9th. Schiavone and Zbyszko discussed the rumors that the show would have a more traditional, old school feel and appearance and the rumors of a “draft.” Schiavone asked what that could be about since they didn’t have “brands.” Zbyszko said they’d only have to wait 59 days before finding out.

Stan Hansen defeated Big Van Vader in 6:29 by pinfall after the Lariat clothesline. After the match, Hansen continued attacking Vader, but Nikita Koloff came out and hit Hansen with the Russian Sickle clothesline, knocking him out of the ring. Koloff helped Vader to his feet and, as Vader regained his senses, went to leave the ring, but Vader attacked Koloff from behind and the two men brawled as security officials came out to separate the two men.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed LCW International Champion Tully Blanchard, with his valet Baby Doll, who talked about holding onto his LCW International Championship, “by any means necessary." Blanchard said his reign has lasted almost six months and it wasn't going to end tonight!

Dr. Death Steve Williams defeated LCW International Champion Tully Blanchard (with Baby Doll) in 9:38 by disqualification after Blanchard blasted Williams with a steel chair that Baby Doll slid into the ring right in front of the referee. After the match, Blanchard and Baby Doll ran from ringside as Williams stalked after them.

LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff came out with Bill Goldberg and got into the ring. Bischoff announced that since he was attacked earlier in the evening and was unable to compete Goldberg would win the match via forfeit. Bischoff announced that as a result of the forfeit, the new LCW Universal Champion was Bill Goldberg! Bischoff called for LCW Chairman of the Board Ted Turner to join them in the ring and Turner came out with the LCW Universal Championship in hand and placed the title around Goldberg’s waist.

On the LegendsTron, LCW Founder Christian Calaway appeared and announced that the Board of Directors had voted to grant his request: a WarGames match in which he can choose the participants and the stipulation. Calaway said, “Once and for all, Ted, let’s settle this thing between us once and for all. I could easily swoop in with Rupert Murdoch’s money, move LCW Showdown to Fox Sports, get you removed as Chairman of the Board, and take back my company. I could be rid of you for the rest of my life by the end of the week, but that’s not how I like to play. That wouldn't be any fun. I like a challenge and my challenge for you is a WarGames match at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view next month. If you win, you will never hear from me again and this time I promise, I will go away for good. I know I’ve said it before, but this time, I really mean it. This time, I will be a man of my word. I won’t bring in another billionaire to try and buy my company back, I won’t even use the billionaire that I have in my back pocket right now. I won’t ever set foot in an LCW ring ever again. I won't show up at LCW Headquarters. You will never see me again! But if I win, I get control of my company again. I become the Chairman of the Board again. And LCW Showdown remains on your network.” Turner looked puzzled. Calaway said, “You look puzzled, Ted. Why would I want LCW Showdown to remain on your network? Well, it’s simple. It’s something you’ve never understood because you were so focused on controlling things and having things your way and proving some point that you were better than me. But for me, it’s about what it’s always been about: business; what’s best for this company, these fans, and all the legends in the back.” The audience exploded as Calaway continued, “So, Ted, you can choose five legends, any five legends, and I’ll choose five legends, and we’ll let the legends to settle this thing for us once and for all inside a WarGames steel cage at the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view next month! What do you say, Ted?” Turner pondered the question for a moment and said, “No! I’m the Chairman of the Board, I’m going to use my executive power to overrule the Board of Directors, I’m going to veto the Board of Directors.” Calaway laughed and said, “Yeah, you know, unfortunately, you can’t do that. See, the Board of Directors has the final say. You can’t veto them. You can’t overrule them, but I will make this deal with you. I saw what you just did there with Bill Goldberg and the LCW Universal Championship and while I might not like the decision or agree with it, there’s nothing I can do about it. Bill Goldberg is the new LCW Universal Champion.” The audience booed and Calaway continued, “However, after seeing that Magnum TA was attacked and know knowing something like this might happen, the Board of Directors saw fit to grant me one other request. Tonight, the new LCW Universal Champion Bill Goldberg will defend his newly won title against an opponent of my choosing. If Goldberg wins, no WarGames match, but if he loses…it’s on!” Suddenly, Stone Cold Steve Austin’s music hit in the arena and Austin ran to the ring to start the match.

Stone Cold Steve Austin defeated LCW Universal Champion Bill Goldberg in 0:48 by pinfall after the Stone Cold Stunner to win the LCW Universal Championship. After the match, Austin celebrated with his new title and some beers as the show went off the air.

LCW Beach Brawl 2009 Pay-Per-View Preview

LCW Showdown may be on hiatus, but the LCW pay-per-views are still in full force, with our next one being LCW Beach Brawl this Sunday night. Let's preview the entire card:

The Battle of the Billionaires
If the arguments between Vince McMahon and Donald Trump have been battles that have pitted the cover of Fortune 500 and the WWE landscape with scorch marks, then the feud between LCW Founder Christian Calaway and LCW Chairman of the Board Ted Turner has been the war that has burned the pages of Fortune 500 and scorched the earth of LCW like Sherman's March to Atlanta. Add News Corporation Chairman and CEO Rupert Murdoch into the mix, as Calaway did on LCW Showdown two weeks ago, and it could lead to global, thermonuclear meltdown!

On the last LCW Showdown, Calaway appeared and told Turner that if Showdown wasn't on Turner's network, he might not be the Chairman anymore. Calaway noted that LCW Showdown would have a place on Fox Networks, with billionaire media mogul Murdoch, Chairman giving LCW, and Calaway, all the financial assistance needed to regain control of the company.

Knowing Turner, he wouldn't let go without a fight, but if it comes down to the Board of Directors, it will be out of Turner's hands. On the last LCW Showdown, Calaway ominously said, "See you at LCW Beach Brawl, Ted. Then again, maybe we won't." Will we get to see the Founder in person once again at Beach Brawl? Tune in on July 12, to find out!

For more on this developing story, click here.

Bret The Hitman Hart vs. The Dynamite Kid
At LCW SuperClash, the Dynamite Kid turned on the man who was in his corner, Bret The Hitman Hart. It was over a month earlier that Jim The Anvil Neidhart, once a part of the trio known as the Hart Foundation, attacked Kid in the locker room, injuring him and taking him out of action. Dynamite, in an act that totally baffled many, cracked his crutches over the back of Hart last month. Obviously, this didn't sit well with Hart and now the two will meet at LCW Beach Brawl. With Jim Neidhart recently released from his LCW Legends contract, it seems certain that Hart and Dynamite will be able to settle their differences without worry of outside interference. Both men seem posied for greatness in Legends Championship Wrestling with Dynamite desperate to reclaim seemingly lost former glory and Hart anxious to resolidify himself as a singles superstar. Which one will come out on top and will this victory be the beginning of something great?
Prediction: Dynamite Kid will come out on top.

Ken Patera and Sgt. Slaughter vs. The Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff (with Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie)
Last month, Ken Patera and Sgt. Slaughter were contributors to the demise of the Disciples of Allah. The group may have disbanded forever, but two members of it, Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff will reunite this Sunday, led by Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie, to face Patera and Slaughter in tag team action. This wicked rivalry hits another turning point this Sunday, but who will walk out the victors?
Prediction: With the Disciples of Allah's recent losing streak in mind, I have to go with Patera and Slaughter on this one.

Terry Funk vs. The Raging Bull Manny Fernandez
Lasting a little under a week as LCW Unified Tag Team Champions, Terry Funk and Manny Fernandez lost the titles on the last LCW Showdown before the hiatus to the Nasty Boys. When the match was over and the dust had settled, Fernandez blamed Funk for the loss, and the two brawled. Will the former World Tag Team Champions reunite after this match, in an attempt to get back their titles, or is this the end of the road for The Raging Bull and the Hardcore Legend?
Prediction: The Raging Bull is always on top of his game, and this will propel him to victory this Sunday.

Carlos Colon vs. Abdullah the Butcher (with General Skandor Akbar)
These two men go way back! This chapter of their storied history, though, starts when Carlos Colon made a huge impact on Abdullah The Butcher at LCW Uprising, reigniting their feud when he jumped over the security barricade, grabbed a fork from General Skandor Akbar and chased Akbar and Al-Kassie up the ramp. Butcher didn't take kindly to this, and the two are going to meet at LCW Beach Brawl. If Butcher loses, General Skandor Akbar will not be allowed to manage Butcher again. Colon is obviously looking to make a big impact at Beach Brawl, but can he do it with a win over Butcher?
Prediction: Colon over. Ending a long and historic feud.

Wildfire Tommy Rich and Mystery Partner vs. Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum (with Missy Hyatt)
I think it's safe to say that Hyatt International no longer includes former LCW Television Champion, Wildfire Tommy Rich. Hyatt International members Austin Idol and Hollywood John Tatum, as well as Missy Hyatt herself, turned on Rich this past June at LCW SuperClash. On the last LCW Showdown before the hiatus, a match was made, Tatum and Idol to take on Rich and a mystery partner, but Rich failed to mention who it will be. There's only one way to find out: tune in this Sunday!
Prediction: Missy Hyatt always comes in useful, and I'm willing to bet she will again this Sunday at Beach Brawl. Tatum and Idol to win.

One Man Gang (with Luna Vachon) vs. Kevin Sullivan (with Sir Oliver Humperdink)
One Man Gang stood up for Luna Vachon in her “hour of need” when Kevin Sullivan was taking his frustrations out on her at LCW SuperClash. Promising to be Vachon's “king” Gang has challenged Sullivan to this match. Can Gang make good on his promise, or will this be another victory for Sullivan, as he does have Sir Oliver Humperdink at his side.
Prediction: One Man Gang to win it for Vachon.

LCW Heritage Champion Nikita Koloff vs. Sid Vicious
Nikita Koloff won the LCW Heritage title at LCW Torment on April 12. Since then, I can't remember him facing a bigger obstacle then the one he faces on Sunday night: Sid Vicious. Vicious, who recently split with his Skyscrapers tag team partner Dan Spivey, won a contenders match over Spivey two weeks ago. This past week, he attacked Koloff, leaving him laid out on Showdown. Can Sid win the big one on Sunday?
Prediction: Nikita Koloff is one of the toughest Legends on the roster. Nikita to retain.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys vs. Doom
The LCW World Tag Team Championships are much sought after in Legends Championship Wrestling. This Sunday, the new champions, the Nasty Boys must defend their titles against Doom – a formidable team who recently reunited when Ron Simmons returned to LCW. The Nasty Boys, in their fourth reign as champions, will defend those titles tooth and nail on Sunday. Who walks out with the titles?
Prediction: The Nasty Boys aren't ready to give up their titles just yet. I predict a victory for the Nasties on Sunday.

LCW United States Champion Tito Santana vs. Diamond Dallas Page
Tito Santana won the LCW United States Championship on the last LCW Showdown before the hiatus, defeating the Genius Lanny Poffo to win the title. Diamond Dallas Page was named number-one contender by LCW General Manager Eric Bischoff. This Sunday, with the title on the line, can DDP make good on his promise and become the LCW United States champion for a record setting fifth time?
Prediction: It's good to know people in high places, and I have a feeling that knowing the boss will come in pretty handy for DDP this Sunday. DDP wins the title.

Macho Man Randy Savage vs. The Genius Lanny Poffo in a Loser Leaves LCW match
Fathers always play a big part in their children's lives. For Macho Man Randy Savage his father, Angelo Poffo, cost him the LCW United States Championship at LCW SuperClash in June. Poffo, giving his other son Lanny Poffo the title, turned on the Macho Man. The younger Poffo would lose the title just two weeks later to Tito Santana, but Macho Man wasn't content, going on to challenge his brother to a Loser Leaves LCW match this Sunday at LCW Beach Brawl. Angelo Poffo countered the stipulation by announcing that if Savage touched Poffo, Jr., the match would be off. Who will be forced to leave LCW after Beach Brawl this Sunday?
Prediction: Savage comes out on top, sending his brother out of LCW forever.

Big Van Vader vs. Stan Hansen
Big Van Vader and Stan Hansen were never made to team up. So the pair heading into a triple threat tag team match at LCW SuperClash was a recipe for disaster. This Sunday, LCW Beach Brawl will see these two behemoths collide. Only one can come out on top.
Prediction: Tough one. I'll go with Big Van Vader.

LCW International Champion Tully Blanchard vs. Dr. Death Steve Williams
Tully Blanchard unified the LCW International and Television titles at LCW SuperClash. This Sunday night, Blanchard looks to retain the International title against Dr. Death Steve Williams. Williams, who has been pulverizing Diamond Dallas Page in their grim feud of late, failed to become the King of the Legends, but now he looks to win the gold. Can he do it?
Prediction: Blanchard will find a way to win!

Magnum TA vs. Bill Goldberg for the vacant LCW Universal Championship
The LCW Universal Championship is the most important title to every Legend in the LCW locker room. This Sunday, the title is put on the line, but has no holder. Magnum TA was stripped of the title, after holding it longer than anyone else, at LCW SuperClash when his match against Ric Flair ended controversially. Bill Goldberg was next in line for a title shot after defeating Stone Cold Steve Austin. The two were co-winners of a battle royal, and will face off for the coveted Championship this Sunday. But who can win the title once and for all?
Prediction: Both men have so much momentum, but I have to give this one to Goldberg. The Human Wrecking Ball is seemingly unstoppable, especially with the General Manager Eric Bischoff behind him!

LCW Beach Brawl 2008 Pay-Per-View Results 07.27.08

LCW Beach Brawl 2008 Pay-Per-View Results (July 27, 2008) live from the American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Beach Brawl 2008 as "Rise Above This" by Seether, the official theme song for LCW Beach Brawl 2008, played in the background and as fireworks exploded all over the arena. Schiavone and Zbyszko reviewed the card before starting the show by introducing ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta.

The Midnight Express defeated LCW World Tag Team Champions The Skyscrapers in 7:30 by pinfall when Dennis Condrey pinned Dan Spivey after hitting Spivey with a steel chair to win the LCW World Tag Team Championships. Towards the end of the match, Stan Lane came through the crowd, jumped over the guard rail and stood at ringside and distracted the referee. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “They said they had an insurance policy that would guarantee they would walk away from the title and I think that insurance policy has being written by Stan Lane.” With the referee distracted, Eaton grabbed a steel chair and threw it into the ring to Condrey who blasted Spivey with the chair and covered him for the pinfall and the win while Eaton and Lane doubled teamed Vicious at ringside. After the match, Condrey, Eaton, and Lane celebrated on the entrance ramp.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart. Honky Tonk said that Greg Valentine made his choice and he was going to have to live with that choice and would have to face the music tonight.

Greg The Hammer Valentine (with George The Animal Steele) defeated The Honky Tonk Man (with Jimmy Hart) in 5:02 by pinfall. During the match, the referee was knocked out and George The Animal Steele chased Jimmy Hart to the back, but Hart left his megaphone behind. Honky Tonk picked up the megaphone and went to hit Valentine with it, but Valentine ducked and grabbed the megaphone from Honky Tonk and blasted him with it. Valentine covered Honky Tonk as the referee regained consciousness to make the pinfall count.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin and Precious and Garvin said tonight he was going to get back on the path back to the gold with a victory over Ron Garvin.

In the back, Sean Mooney interviewed Ron Garvin and Sunshine. Mooney asked Sunshine if she’d be accompanying Ron Garvin to ringside and she said he didn’t need her and that’d she be watching backstage on the monitor, but added that she’d be just backstage if Precious wanted to get involved and then she’d be more than ready to get involved.

Ron Garvin defeated Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin (with Precious) in 4:16 by pinfall after the Hands of Stone after Sunshine, wearing a neck brace, interfered and hit Jimmy Garvin with a low blow. As Sunshine left ringside, she slapped Precious, knocking her down to the ground. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “Sunshine said she’d be backstage. She clearly came out here to deliver a message to Jimmy Garvin.” Larry Zbyszko added, “And I think she delivered a message to Precious as well.”

In the back, LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA was putting on his boots when Nikita Koloff approached him. Magnum stood up and got in Koloff’s face and Koloff said that in spite of everything that had happened between them over the past several months, he still considered Magnum TA a friend and said that whatever happened tonight wasn’t personal, it was business and he would always consider Magnum his friend. Magnum agreed and the two men shook hands and Koloff walked away and Magnum continued getting ready for the triple threat main event match.

Dr. Death Steve Williams (with Cowboy Bill Watts) defeated Big Van Vader (with Harley Race) in 7:35 by decision in a last man standing match when Vader couldn’t answer the ten count after Williams blasted him repeatedly with a steel chair while Watts and Race brawled at ringside, distracting the referee. During the match, Race and Watts started brawling at ringside and the referee left the ring and tried to separate them. From the broadcast booth, Larry Zbyszko said that the referee should be more concerned with the action in the ring. Zbyszko said, “What the hell is that idiot doing? He should be in the ring. Let Race and Watts beat the hell out of each other if they want to. Who cares?” Williams went outside the ring and grabbed a steel chair and got back into the ring and blasted Vader with a savage chair shot, but Vader stayed on his feet. Williams blasted him again and Vader dropped to a knee, but actually told Williams to hit him again. Williams blasted Vader a third time and Vader finally fell to the mat, but kept trying to get up and Williams hit him a fourth and final time, knocking Vader out. The referee turned around and made the pinfall count and then counted to ten, but the unconscious Vader wasn’t able to answer the count.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez. Mercer asked Fernandez about wrestling Outlaw Ron Bass tonight and Fernandez said he didn’t even know why he was wrestling Outlaw Ron Bass. He said his issue was originally with Tully Blanchard, but he put him on the shelf and Fernandez said he knew that Bass was a legend, but he wanted to know what he had done recently, aside from attacking him from behind, to earn a title shot. Fernandez said it was fine though because he got his title shot, but he was going to get a lot more than that. Fernandez said, “You see, its simple arithmetic: one plus one equals one, daddy. You mess with a bull and you’re going to get the horns. Well, Outlaw Ron Bass, you’ve been messing with this Bull too much. You should have told Tully Blanchard to be a man and do his own dirty work, but you accepted the mission, you wanted to become a mercenary. You want to be a cowboy, you want to be an outlaw, well it’s time for you to saddle up and be a man. You’ve been poking at this Bull for weeks now and tonight you’re going to get the horns. When you piss off a bull, there’s no telling what he’ll do and, Mercer, all I know is that I can’t be held responsible for what I do out there tonight. He brought this on himself.”

In the back, LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express were looking for Lady Amazon and they approached LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich and asked him if he had seen or talked to her today and Von Erich told them that they hadn’t and they didn’t know where she was. Von Erich wished the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express luck against the Bolsheviks tonight and Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson wished Von Erich luck against Hollywood John Tatum tonight.

LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez defeated Outlaw Ron Bass (with James J. Dillon) in 5:54 by pinfall after the Flying Burrito. After the match, James J. Dillon tried to hit Fernandez with a pair of brass knuckles, but Fernandez blocked the loaded punch, punched Dillon, and pulled the brass knuckles off of Dillon’s hand and punched him with the brass knuckles, sending him over the top rope. Fernandez left the ring with the brass knuckles still on his hand and kept looking at them as he left ringside.

In the back, Bill Mercer was with an irate Gen. Skandor Akbar and Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie. Akbar informed Mercer that The Bolsheviks had been denied their work visas and therefore wouldn’t be able to face the LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express. Akbar said it was a simple case of racism. He said Homeland Security officials were conspiring with the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express because they knew, just like Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson knew, that they were no match for the superior Bolsheviks. LCW General Manager Nick Bockwinkel approached Akbar and Al-Kassie and Akbar accused Bockwinkel of having someone to do with Volkoff and Zhukov being denied their visas. Bockwinkel denied the allegations and said it was unfortunate situation. Bockwinkel then announced that tonight the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express would still defend the titles tonight and that he had found challengers for the title. The Powers of Pain appeared with Paul Jones and Jones told Akbar that he would make sure that the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express lose the titles because the Powers of Pain were going to become two-time LCW United States Tag Team Champions tonight. Jones then told Akbar that when the Bolsheviks worked out their visa situation they would be granted a shot at the title. Akbar said, “Don’t be surprised if you find we still make an impact on the match.” Akbar and Al-Kassie walked away.

The Powers of Pain (with Paul Jones) defeated LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express in 6:04 by pinfall when The Barbarian pinned Robert Gibson after Abdullah the Butcher, with Gen. Skandor Akbar and Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie, interfered and hit Gibson with the Sudanese Meat Cleaver while Akbar and Al-Kassie distracted the referee. After the match, the Powers of Pain and Abdullah continued attacking both Morton and Gibson. Corporal Kirchner, Ken Patera, and Billy Jack Haynes came out and cleared the Powers of Pain and Abdullah the Butcher out of the ring and helped the Rock ‘n’ Roll Express to their feet and out of the ring.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Macho Man Randy Savage and The Genius Lanny Poffo about Savage facing LCW Television Champion Terry Funk. Savage said that he was going to take the title and punish Funk for branding his brother, Lanny Poffo with the flaming branding iron. Poffo said he hadn’t sit down all week long because of the branding, but said he was going to be in the broadcast booth tonight because he knew that Savage would beat Funk with no problem tonight and win the LCW Television Championship.

In the back, Lady Amazon was talking on her cell phone and she could be overhead saying, “I know what I have to do. But you had better keep your end of the deal.” She stopped talking and hung up the phone when she saw LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich who asked her where she had been. Amazon said she had been busy with something, but she was going to be in Von Erich’s corner tonight. They walked away together.

In the back, Bill Mercer approached Stone Cold Steve Austin and asked him about his upcoming triple threat main event match with LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA and Nikita Koloff. Austin said Magnum TA and Nikita Koloff want to hold hands and pretend to be friends and that was fine with him. Austin said he wasn’t friends with anybody and was going to kick both their asses and regain the LCW Universal Championship tonight.

Randy Savage defeated LCW Television Champion Terry Funk in 5:49 by pinfall after hitting Funk with his own branding iron to win the LCW Television Championship. During the match, The Genius Lanny Poffo joined Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko in the broadcast booth, but couldn’t sit after being branded with Funk’s flaming branding iron last week on LCW Showdown.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Hollywood John Tatum and Missy Hyatt. Tatum said he was going to win the LCW Heritage Championship tonight because Kevin Von Erich wasn’t in the same class as Tatum. Hyatt added that she’d do anything to insure that Tatum walks away with the gold. She said she’s do whatever it took to make sure he becomes a champion.

LCW Heritage Champion Kevin Von Erich (with Lady Amazon) defeated Hollywood John Tatum (with Missy Hyatt) in 6:17 by disqualification when Stan Hansen interfered and attacked Von Erich. During the match, the referee was knocked out and Lady Amazon grabbed a steel chair and got into the ring and stood between Tatum and Von Erich looking at them as they both struggled to get to their feet. Amazon raised the chair and looked at Hyatt who yelled at her, “Do it! Do it!” Amazon looked at both men again and then blasted Von Erich, knocking him out. Hyatt celebrated outside the ring and then jumped on the ring apron and kissed Lady Amazon. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko freaked out and Schiavone said, “Well, Missy Hyatt said she would do anything to insure that Lady Amazon. Don’t forget that Lady Amazon was Missy Hyatt’s stalker awhile back. She was infatuated with Missy Hyatt and that infatuation apparently hasn’t ended. Was she talking to Missy Hyatt earlier? Was that kiss we just saw a part of the deal she was talking about? That deal, that kiss, and Lady Amazon’s infatuation with Missy Hyatt may have just cost Kevin Von Erich his title.” Tatum covered Von Erich, but the champion managed to kick out and the match continued. Lady Amazon left ringside and went to the back. Moments later, she returned to ringside with Stan Hansen who got into the ring and attacked Kevin Von Erich. As the referee called for the disqualification, Hansen continued attacking Von Erich. Hyatt jumped in the ring and started arguing with Lady Amazon and they two women starting brawling. Hansen hit Von Erich with the Lariat clothesline and then pulled Amazon off of Hyatt and carried her out of the ring as she fought and tried to get back into the ring so she could get at Hyatt. Hansen carried Amazon to the back as Hyatt helped Tatum out of the ring. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “Kevin Von Erich still has the LCW Heritage Championship, but he leaves alone having been betrayed by Lady Amazon who has seemingly aligned herself now with Stan Hansen. What the hell is going on in the head of Lady Amazon?” Larry Zbyszko said, “Well, all I know is it should be pretty clear by now that that woman can’t be trusted! If I were Stan Hansen, I’d keep an eye on her and not put too much trust in her.”

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Lady Amazon who said that she turned on Kevin Von Erich because he didn’t protect her from being attacked several weeks ago by the Disciples of Allah. She also said that she turned on Von Erich because Missy Hyatt promised her a kiss. Mercer asked her if she was bisexual and Amazon said, “Mercer, let’s just put it this way…I like whatever feels good.” Mercer asked about her new alliance with Stan Hansen and Hansen burst in and said he was going to beat Kevin Von Erich and win the LCW Heritage Championship and that was going to feel really good. Hansen left with Amazon.

LCW International Champion Paul Orndorff defeated Diamond Dallas Page in 7:44 by pinfall with a rollup while holding the ropes. After the match, Orndorff quickly left the ring, grabbed his title and left ringside.

In the back, Bill Mercer interviewed Madusa Micelli who said she was actively seeking new talent to represent. Luna Vachon appeared and said the only thing she could represent was being a washed up, talentless, bleach blond bimbo. Madusa said, “Well, at least I’m not a crazy, deranged bitch.” Madusa and Vachon started to brawl until Kevin Sullivan appeared and pulled them apart. Sullivan grabbed Madusa and held her, until she broke free and slapped him across the face. Sullivan slapped her and Vachon attacked her from behind and the two women brawled to the ground as Sullivan kicked at Madusa. As they brawled, Diamond Dallas Page appeared and pulled Sullivan away and pulled Vachon off of Madusa. Sullivan attacked Page who fought back and quickly gained the upper hand, hitting Sullivan with the Diamond Cutter on the floor and left with Madusa.

Tully Blanchard and Baby Doll defeated The Rock and LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway in 8:33 by pinfall when Baby Doll pinned Calaway after Blanchard hit Calaway with the slingshot suplex after Baby Doll hit the Rock with a low blow. After the match, the Rock got in the ring and hit Baby Doll with the Rock Bottom before leaving ringside with Calaway. Moments later, LCW United States Champion Manny Fernandez came out and attacked Tully Blanchard. Fernandez savagely assaulted Blanchard, punching him repeatedly in the head with a pair of brass knuckles. Blanchard was busted wide open. Meanwhile, Baby Doll, who had regained her senses after being hit with the Rock Bottom, screamed from ringside for Fernandez to stop as security officials got into the ring. Fernandez knocked them out one by one with the brass knuckles before going back to punching Blanchard. Security officials finally managed to outnumber Fernandez and restrain him and pulled him out of the ring. Fernandez broke free from security and walked backwards up the entrance ramp looking at Blanchard in the ring the entire time and then wiping Blanchard’s blood on the brass knuckles on his chest once he reached the entrance stage. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said as Fernandez walked away, “Manny Fernandez said he couldn’t be held responsible for what he would do tonight and said that he brought this on himself and we all assumed that he was talking about Outlaw Ron Bass, his opponent earlier this evening, but he was clearly talking about Tully Blanchard.” In the ring, medical officials checked on a bloody Blanchard, who had to be taken out of the ring on a stretcher.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone said, “You know, Legends Championship Wrestling has gone to some exotic locations since it’s inception three years ago. We’ve been to England, Ireland, Australia, Japan, but this might just be the most exotic, the most extreme location we’ve ever traveled to in our attempt to bring the legends of professional wrestling to fans all over the world. Check this out!” A video package aired featuring lions, elephants, giraffes, and other wild animals mixed in with images of several legends and the voiceover announced that the LCW Caged Heat pay-per-view on August 24th would be presented live from two locations in South Africa.

LCW Universal Champion Magnum TA defeated Nikita Koloff and Stone Cold Steve Austin in 16:12 in a triple threat match by pinfall when he pinned Koloff after the belly-to-belly suplex. After the match, Koloff attacked Magnum, hitting him with the title belt and busting him wide open before hitting him with the Russian Sickle clothesline. Meanwhile, Austin was walking up the entrance ramp and heading to the back and, when he reached the entrance stage, looked back at Magnum being attacked by Koloff Austin looked for a moment before running down the entrance ramp and into the ring. Austin hit Koloff with Stone Cold Stunner and then left the ring. Magnum slowly made his way to his feet and looked at Austin making his way up the entrance ramp as the show went off the air.

LCW Beach Brawl 2007 Pay-Per-View Results 07.29.07

LCW Beach Brawl Pay-Per-View Results (July 29, 2007) live from the Honda Center in Anaheim, CA.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko welcomed everyone to LCW Beach Brawl and ran down the complete card before sending it to the ring and ring announcer Gary Michael Capetta.

Demolition defeated King Kong Bundy and One Man Gang (with Bobby Heenan) in 5:47 by pinfall when Demolition Smash pinned King Kong Bundy after the Decapitation Device to determine the number one contenders for the LCW World Tag Team Championships.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Magnum TA who said, "Last Wednesday on Showdown, Stan Hansen said he wanted to mess me up. Well, Mean Gene, the only person who's going to get messed up tonight is Stan Hansen and I'm going to mess him up so good that he's going to have no choice but to tuck his tail between his legs and swim across the ocean back to Japan because when I'm through with him, he's going to be so messed up that he's not going to want to show his face again on American soil."

Magnum TA defeated Stan Hansen in 12:34 by pinfall after the belly-to-belly suplex off the entrance stage and through a table in a street fight match to determine the number one contender for the LCW International Championship. After the match, Stan Hansen had to be taken to the back on a stretcher and Magnum had to be helped to the back by several referees. During the match, both men battled all over the arena, into the parking lot, outside into the street, and back into the arena before the pinfall occurred on the floor beside the entrance stage after the belly-to-belly suplex from the entrance stage through the table.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Bobby Heenan who announced that he had just gotten off the phone with Hulk Hogan would be here later tonight and would remind Stone Cold Steve Austin what Hulk Hogan and Hulkamania was all about. Mean Gene Okerlund said, "But I thought at LCW Uprising two months ago Hulk Hogan said Hulkamania was dead?" Heenan said, "Listen Okerlund, Hogan never said Hulkamania was dead. Hulkamania has just evolved. It's grown into a force too powerful for any one man to contain or control. So he enlisted my assistance in maintaining the empire. Austin is going to find out that Hulkamania is still running wild. It's just more focused than ever and it focused on squarely on him."

The Nasty Boys (with Missy Hyatt) defeated LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Rock 'n' Roll Express in 6:18 by pinfall when Brian Knobbs pinned Ricky Morton after Missy Hyatt hit Morton with her purse to win the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. Before the match, Tom Zenk was seen in attendance and was being helped to his front row seat by security officials. During the match, Missy Hyatt was distracted by Tom Zenk at ringside and kept trying to flirt with Zenk.

From the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard with Baby Doll. Okerlund discussed the recent disagreements that Blanchard and Baby Doll had been having. Blanchard said there was no problem between he and Baby Doll because, "She knows her role better than any other woman in Legends Championship Wrestling. She's made some mistakes over the past few weeks and we've had our issues, but it's all been settled and we're focused on one thing: eliminating Sam Houston." Okerlund asked about Sam Houston being Baby Doll's ex-husband and Blanchard interrupted him and said, "Why are you bringing that up? It's a non-issue, Mean Gene. Tonight, we're focused on only one thing and that's eliminating Sam Houston. I'm walking in with the gold and walking out with the gold, just like Sam Houston is walking in a loser and walking out a loser just he's been all his life." Blanchard grabbed Baby Doll by the arm and stormed off, dragging her away.

Sam Houston defeated LCW Heritage Champion Tully Blanchard (with Baby Doll) in 7:01 by pinfall with a small package rollup to win the LCW Heritage Championship. After the match, Baby Doll tried to help Blanchard to his feet, but once he made it to his feet he pushed her down to the mat and began to berate her for not helping him. As he yelled at her, Houston started to walk to the back. Houston eventually turned around after realizing what was going on in the ring and started to make his way back to the ring, but hesitated. Blanchard grabbed Baby Doll and it seemed like he was going to hit her, but Houston ran into the ring, attacked Blanchard and dropkicked him out of the ring. Houston then helped Baby Doll up to her feet and the two looked at each other for a moment, before embracing. As Blanchard left the ring and yelled back at Houston and Baby Doll, Houston invited him to get back in the ring with him, but Blanchard just kept making his way back to the back.

From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko talked about Randy Savage disappearance from Legends Championship Wrestling after the death of Sensational Sherri Martel last month and after attacking The Honky Tonk Man during a memorial match to Sherri Martel on Showdown several weeks ago. Schiavone announced that Sean Mooney was on his way to the mental institution near Savage's home in Sarasota, FL, where Randy Savage was rumored to be and would interview Savage upon his arrival to the mental institution.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Hart Foundation defeated The Skyscrapers in 8:40 by submission when Bret Hart forced Dan Spivey to submit to the Sharpshooter. During the match, Demolition came out to watch the match from the entrance ramp. After the match, Demolition signaled to The Hart Foundation that the titles would soon be around their waists.

From the mental institution, Sean Mooney spoke with a nurse about Randy Savage. The nurse said a man by that name voluntarily checked himself into the hospital and checked himself out early this morning. Mooney asked how he seemed and the nurse said he just seemed sad. Mooney sent it back to Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko in the broadcast booth and said, "Tony, Larry, I wish I had more for you, but it looks like the mystery of Randy Savage remains just that, a mystery."

A limousine arrived in the back and LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway appeared and personally greeted the person, who didn't get out of the limousine, saying, "I need you to do me a favor and I can't image anyone better than you to get the job done. It's about the Iron Sheik." Calaway stepped inside the limousine. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone asked Larry Zbyszko if that's the man that Calaway is going to pick to face the Iron Sheik and Zbyszko said, "I don't know, Tony. Certainly seems that's the case, doesn't it? Better question is, who is it? Who's in the limo?" Schiavone said, "I guess we'll find out soon enough, won't we?"

Scott Hall defeated Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin (with Precious) in 5:17 by pinfall after an Outsiders Edge.

In the his office, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway was joined by LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham. Calaway asked where Tully Blanchard was and Graham said, "He's a little upset about losing the title and Baby Doll." Calaway said, "He's a little upset? He's a little upset?! I'm a little upset! We lost the LCW Heritage Championship which is damaging to the Entourage, but not the end of the world. I have no doubt that Tully Blanchard will get a rematch and regain the title, but losing Baby Doll, that's…that's devastating! I don't know if you guys realize this, but she's the heart and the soul of the Entourage. Without her…I don't know what going to happen." Koloff said, "Then we go to get her back, no?" Calaway, "We'll try, Nikita. We'll try, but Blanchard may have screwed this one up beyond repair." Calaway looked down for a moment at his desk and then said, "But right now, I have other business to take care of. Gentlemen, do you care to join me?" The men followed Calaway out of his office and down the arena corridor and they entered a locker room where Billy Jack Haynes, Killer Khan, Kamala, Jake Roberts, Brutus Beefcake, Abdullah The Butcher, Hillbilly Jim, The Honky Tonk Man, The Missing Link, Ivan Putski, The Dynamite Kid, Kevin Von Erich, Baron Von Raschke, Don Muraco, George Steele, Superfly Jimmy Snuka, Tommy Rich, Ron Garvin, Kevin Sullivan, Ken Patera, Marty Jannetty, Butch Reed, Corporal Kirchner, Jesse Ventura, Greg Valentine, Outlaw Ron Bass and Jack Brisco were all waiting to hear who Calaway had selected to face The Iron Sheik tonight. Calaway said, "None of you are going to face The Iron Sheik tonight as I've got someone that I know can defeat The Iron Sheik tonight because he's done it before. However, I did ask the fans of LegendsChampionshipWrestling.com who should face The Iron Sheik tonight and while I obviously don't care what they think because I'm just going to do what I want to do anyway because, don't forget, I am the power, I am going to give them a little thank you gift. Tonight, the top two vote getters in that poll which would be…" Calaway pulled a piece of paper out of his jacket breast pocket and continued reading the results of the poll, "…Jake The Snake Roberts and The Missing Link, will face each other in a match to determine who will get the opportunity of a lifetime, a chance to face the LCW Universal Champion, who after tonight will not be Stone Cold Steve Austin or Big Van Vader, but still Nikita Koloff, in a title match at LCW Showdown this Wednesday. And you know what? Just because I can, because remember, I am the power, the remaining 25 of you will be at ringside this Wednesday because the title match on LCW Showdown is going to be a lumberjack match. Mr. Roberts, Mr. Link, I wish you the best of luck. Thank you." Calaway, Koloff, Graham, and Blanchard, left as the heels wished The Missing Link luck as he left the locker room and the faces wished Jake Roberts luck as he left the locker room.

Jake The Snake Roberts defeated The Missing Link (with Gary Hart) in 4:36 by pinfall after the DDT.

In the back, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway knocked on a locker room door, opened the door, peaked his head inside and asked, "Are you ready?" From inside the locker room, an unidentifiable voice said, "Yeah." Calaway closed the locker room door and a camera followed him as he walked through the arena and made his way to the entrance ramp.

LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out and told The Iron Sheik to come on and get into the ring and reminded the Iron Sheik that if he doesn't win his match tonight he'll have to leave LCW. The Iron Sheik came out with his manager Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie and got into the ring. Calaway then introduced the Iron Sheik's opponent…Hulk Hogan! Calaway and Bobby Heenan shook hands as Heenan continued to the ring with Hogan and Calaway went to the back to watch the match from a backstage monitor.

The Iron Sheik (with Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie) defeated Hulk Hogan (with Bobby Heenan) in 5:36 by disqualification after Stone Cold Steve Austin came out and hit Sheik with the Stone Cold Stunner. Austin chased Hogan and Heenan to the back while an irate Calaway came out and said, "Damn it to hell, Austin! You have managed to once again screw up another thing in my company. But it's all right because I trust that Hulk Hogan is going to take care of you soon enough. As for you, Sheik, congratulations, you win. You can stay in Legends Championship Wrestling, but you must attend and successfully complete anger management classes because I can't have you going off on tirades and saying something that could get not only you in trouble, but also get Legends Championship Wrestling in trouble. If you don't complete the anger management program, I'm going to have no choice but to fire you from LCW. You're first anger management class is next week and we'll have the footage on LCW Showdown. Good luck, Sheik." In the ring the Iron Sheik seemed confused as Sheik Adnan Al-Kassie tried to explain it to him. Once the Iron Sheik seemed to get it he threw his hands in the air and yelled at Al-Kassie saying he wasn't going to do it as Al-Kassie told him he had to if he wanted to keep his job.

In the back, Tom Zenk approached Missy Hyatt and said she was looking hot tonight and asked her to join him for a night on the town. Hyatt thanked Zenk for the offer and said on any other night she would, but tonight she was going to celebrate with the new LCW United States Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys. Zenk told her to drop those losers, and hang out with him. The Nasty Boys appeared and attacked Zenk until Strike Force appeared and fought off The Nasty Boys, saving Zenk. Tito Santana and Rick Martel helped Zenk to his feet, but at first Zenk pushed them back thinking it was The Nasty Boys, but soon realized it was Santana and Martel and embraced both men and shook their hands thanking them for helping him.

In the parking lot, the new LCW Heritage Champion Sam Houston was leaving with Baby Doll when Tully Blanchard appeared out of nowhere with a tire iron and tried to attack Houston. Houston managed to fight back as Baby Doll got in the driver's seat and, after a couple of right hands that rocked Blanchard, Houston slid into the passenger side. Blanchard picked up the tire iron and managed to break a tail light as Baby Doll drove away. Blanchard grabbed the camera and yelled into it, "Baby Doll, you made your final mistake tonight. You didn't do anything wrong, but the problem is you didn't do anything and because of you I lost the LCW Heritage Championship. And then you want to leave with that loser Sam Houston. Well fine, go with him because I don't need you and I don't want you." Blanchard threw down the tire iron and stormed off.

Ted DiBiase (with Virgil) defeated LCW Television Champion Koko B. Ware in 0:10 by pinfall when Koko B. Ware lied down in the center of the ring and allowed DiBiase to pin him. After the match, DiBiase grabbed a microphone and said, 'I've said from day one that every man has his price and so does this man (pointing to Ware). He's had a taste of the good life and he wanted more and I promised I'd give it to him if he gave me back what I wanted: the LCW Television Championship." DiBiase pulled a check out of his trunks and handed it to Ware who walked out of the ring to a chorus of boos from the audience. Ware looked at the crowd as they booed him and walked away with his head down in shame. In the ring, DiBiase laughed as Ware turned on the audience. LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel came out and said, "Did you really think you could just buy a championship and I was going to sit back and not say anything about it? That isn't the game we play in Legends Championship Wrestling. Well, since you 'defeated' the champion, I guess you should defend the title against the new number one contender…Superfly Jimmy Snuka!" Snuka came out and DiBiase attacked him as he got into the ring, but Snuka fought back and dropkicked DiBiase out of the ring. Snuka then grabbed Virgil and attacked him with several punches and a headbutt before bodyslamming him and then hitting him with the Superfly Splash. DiBiase pulled Virgil out of the ring as Snuka celebrated with the crowd.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Strike Force who were with Tom Zenk and they said they only had one thing on their mind and that was defeating The Midnight Express tonight and then going on to face The Nasty Boys for the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. Okerlund welcomed Tom Zenk to LCW and Zenk said it was great to be a legend in Legends Championship Wrestling.

Diamond Dallas Page defeated LCW United States Champion Dr. Death Steve Williams (with Cowboy Bill Watts) in 7:12 by pinfall after the Diamond Cutter out of an attempted Oklahoma Stampede. After the match, Williams attacked Page from behind and continued to attack Page until Scott Hall came out to save Page and knocked Williams out of the ring. Williams wanted to get back into the ring, but Watts held him back as Hall helped Page up to his feet.

In the back, Gorgeous Jimmy Garvin was sitting and talking with Precious when Koko B. Ware walked past them. Garvin said, "Look at the sellout, Precious. He'd probably sell his own kids for the right price. How much did DiBiase give you, boy?" Ware stopped dead in his tracks, turned to Garvin and said, "Who you calling 'boy', punk?" Garvin stood up and said, "I think I was referring to the sellout standing in front of me. You know what you remind me of, Koko? You remind me of those black guys I heard about on the History Channel who sold other blacks into slavery in Africa. You'd do anything for a dollar, even sell your own soul if you had to." Koko looked at Garvin for a second and said, "I wouldn't worry about what I'd do for a dollar. I'd worry about what she'd (pointing to Precious who was standing behind Garvin) do for a dollar." Garvin and Ware began to brawl as security officials rushed in to separate the two.

Strike Force defeated The Midnight Express in 4:07 by pinfall when Tito Santana pinned Stan Lane after the flying forearm in a match to determine the number one contenders for the LCW United States Tag Team Championships. After the match, former Midnight Express member Dennis Condrey came out and said, "I'm sitting in the back, and even from back there the stench of death is all over the Midnight Express. You guys are completely pathetic, but we're going to fix that. From this moment on, I am the new manager of The Midnight Express." Condrey left with the Midnight Express.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Paul Orndorff who said he was going to shut Lex Luger's mouth once and for all just like he shut Madusa Micelli's mouth last Wednesday on LCW Showdown when he hit her with the piledriver. Orndorff said, "And if I have to do it again, I will."

Lex Luger (with Madusa Micelli in a wheelchair) defeated Paul Orndorff in 7:51 by pinfall after the piledriver in a piledriver match after Madusa Micelli, who was faking the extent of her injuries, got out of her wheelchair, interfered in the match, and kicked Orndorff in the head. Due to pre-match stipulations, the winner had to hit his opponent with a piledriver before the pinfall.

In the back, LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham were shown making their way through the arena corridor and towards the arena with LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway.

In the back, Paul Orndorff confronted LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel and demanded a steel cage match against Lex Luger at LCW Caged Heat. Orndorff added, "Hell, I'll even let you make it more interesting. Throw that bitch Madusa in the cage so I can take them both out."

LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff and LCW International Champion Superstar Billy Graham (with LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway) defeated Stone Cold Steve Austin and Big Van Vader in 15:53 by pinfall when Koloff pinned Austin after the Russian Sickle clothesline after Hulk Hogan interfered and blasted Austin with a steel chair. After the match, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway came out on the entrance ramp with Bobby Heenan and the two men shook hands and laughed as Hogan made his way up the entrance ramp to join them. Calaway asked for a microphone and said, "I promised Hogan that I would give him whatever he wanted to make up for the mistake I made when I interfered in his match with August at LCW SuperClash last month. So let me announce now the main event for LCW Caged Heat next month: Stone Cold Steve Austin will face Hulk Hogan and Austin vs. Hogan II will take place in a steel cage match…a Hell in a Cell steel cage match!"

LCW Beach Brawl 2006 Pay-Per-View Results 07.30.06

LCW Beach Brawl 2006 (July 30, 2006) live from the Lawlor Events Center in Reno, Nevada.

In the back, LCW Chairman of the Board Christian Calaway arrived with LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel. From the broadcast booth, Tony Schiavone and Jesse Ventura welcomed everyone to the show and ran down the complete card before sending it to ringside and ring announced Gary Michael Capetta to start the show.

LCW United States Champion The Honky Tonk Man (with Jimmy Hart) defeated Ron Garvin in 6:46 by pinfall after the Shake, Rattle, and Roll. After the match, Diamond Dallas Page appeared with Kimberly Page in the crowd with a microphone and said, “You just made Ron Garvin feel the Shake, Rattle, and Roll, but next month at Caged Heat, I’m going to make sure you feel the BANG!”

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Bobby Heenan about Big Van Vader attacking Paul Orndorff on Showdown last week and hitting him with the powerbomb in their tag team match against Ivan and Nikita Koloff. Heenan said Vader made a mistake, a mistake that he was going to pay for tonight. Harley Race approached Heenan and said Vader wasn’t going to pay for anything, but warned Heenan that if he interfered in the match he would suffer the consequences.

In the back, Sean Mooney approached a frantic LCW United States Champion The Honky Tonk Man and Jimmy Hart as they were getting into their car and preparing to leave the arena. Mooney asked Honky Tonk if he was worried about what Diamond Dallas Page said earlier. Honky Tonk said Page needed to be worried about him and his guitar because he was ready to make Page another “hit single”. Suddenly, Page appeared out of nowhere and hit Honky Tonk with the Diamond Cutter on the pavement as Kimberly Page hit Jimmy Hart with the low blow. Page got in Honky Tonk’s face and Kimberly got in Hart’s face and they showed them the Diamond Cutter sign and then whispered, “Bang!” Page and Kimberly walked away laughing.

LCW Television Champion Lex Luger (with Baby Doll) defeated Dusty Rhodes in 7:45 by knockout with the Torture Rack in a bunkhouse match after Madusa Micelli, who was sitting at ringside with a shawl around her head and wearing a big hat and sunglasses, interfered and hit Rhodes with her shoe and then a low blow while the referee was distracted by Baby Doll. After the match, Madusa Micelli and Luger embraced and kissed while a jealous Baby Doll looked on.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Randy Savage and Sensational Sherri Martel about facing LCW International Champion Steve Austin. Savage said Austin wasn’t going to be attacking Sherri from behind tonight because he was going to be attacking Austin head on. Savage promised to take the title from Austin and said after he won the LCW International Championship he was going to go on to and get back the LCW Universal Championship.

LCW Heritage Champion Bob Backlund defeated Jimmy Snuka and Killer Khan (with Mr. FujI) in 8:19 in a triple threat match when Backlund forced Khan to submit with the crossface chicken wing after Backlund knocked Snuka out of the ring with a flying forearm. After the match, Backlund helped Snuka to his feet, shook his hand and then said, “You and me, one on one, anytime you want.” Snuka thanked Backlund and then left the ring, leaving Backlund to celebrate.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Paul Orndorff and Bobby Heenan. Orndorff said, “I’m going to regain my title tonight. Vader made a big mistake when he attacked me last week on Showdown. We could have worked together on Nikita Koloff and taken him out and then had the match to ourselves. But instead, Vader, you put a target on your back when you powerbombed me. But it doesn’t matter, because it only means that now I’ve got three targets: your fat ass, that stupid Russian, and my title, which will be mine again tonight.”

LCW International Champion Steve Austin defeated Randy Savage (with Sensational Sherri) in 8:32 by pinfall after the Stone Cold Stunner. After the match, Austin celebrated with some beers and then left the ring.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund asked The Dynamite Kid about his recent change in attitude and The Dynamite Kid stared at Okerlund before grabbing the microphone from his hand and then throwing it to the ground. Dynamite Kid then walked away and headed toward the ring.

The Dynamite Kid defeated Rowdy Roddy Piper in 3:28 by pinfall after the flying headbutt in a match to determine the number one contender for the LCW International Championship. After the match, Dynamite Kid continued to attack Piper until LCW International Champion Steve Austin came out and hit The Dynamite Kid with the Stone Cold Stunner and then left the ring.

In the back, Mike Rotundo was putting on his boots when his wife, and Barry Windham’s brother, approached him and asked him not to hurt her brother. Rotundo said, “You saw what he did to me last week, didn’t you? He slapped me like I was his bitch. Well, I’m not his bitch. Look, I’m willing to have a fair, one-on-one match with him, but if he tries to treat me like a punk again like he did before, I’m going to show him how much of a punk I can be.” Rotundo then walked away leaving his wife with a concerned look on her face.

The Hart Foundation defeated The Rougeau Brothers (with Jimmy Hart) in 7:19 by pinfall when Bret Hart pinned Raymond Rougeau after the Hart Attack in a match to determine the number one contenders for the LCW United States Championship. During the match, the referee was knocked out and Jimmy Hart jumped on the apron. Bret Hart grabbed his megaphone, hit him with it knocking him off the ring apron, and then hit Jacques Rougeau knocking him out with it, before grabbing Raymond Rougeau and hitting him with the Hart Attack for the pinfall and the win. Before the match, LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel came out and announced that the match would determine the number one contender for the LCW United States Championship.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Big Van Vader and Harley Race. Vader said he wasn’t anyone’s target and that it was his time: Vader Time. Race said, “This man’s desire for gold is like a time bomb.” Race said his finger was on the trigger and he was just waiting to push the button and tonight is the night.

Mike Rotundo defeated Barry Windham (with James J. Dillon) in 6:46 by pinfall with a small package rollup in a match to determine the number one contender for the LCW United States Championship. After the match, Windham shook Rotundo’s hand before leaving the ring which left Windham’s manager Dillon to question Windham, who said it was nothing and said he was just showing respect to the better man.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed LCW World Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson, about having to face three of the toughest tag teams in Legends Championship Wrestling, Doom, The Skyscrapers, and The Nasty Boys, as well as having to worry about their managers, Woman, Theodore R. Long, and Missy Hyatt. Ricky Morton said it wasn’t anything they couldn’t handle because they very face that they were the LCW World Tag Team Champions proved they were the best and they were going to prove it once again tonight.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express defeated Doom (with Woman), The Nasty Boys (with Missy Hyatt) and The Skyscrapers (with Theodore R. Long) in 13:43 in a four way dance elimination match.
Order of Elimination:
- The Nasty Boys and Doom were both eliminated at 8:39 by double disqualification after their managers began catfighting outside the ring and brought their brawl into the ring and knocked down the referee. The referee called for an immediate disqualification of both teams.
- The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express eliminated The Skyscrapers at 13:43 by pinfall when Ricky Morton pinned Dan Spivey after a flying bodypress.

In the back, Mean Gene Okerlund interviewed Mike Rotundo about his victory over Barry Windham to become the number one contender for the LCW United States Championship and said that he was going to ask LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel for his title shot as soon as possible. Doom and The Nasty Boys suddenly burst into the scene brawling with each other as their managers screamed at them to stop and intermittently screamed at each other and slapped or hit each other. LCW Commissioner Nick Bockwinkel arrived with LCW security officials and had the two teams separated. Bockwinkel announced that the two teams would face each other this week on Showdown to determine who gets a title shot the following week. Bockwinkel then looked at Woman and Missy Hyatt, who were still yelling at each other, and told them to shut up. Bockwinkel then announced that the match would be a six-person, intergender street fight match. Missy Hyatt and Woman looked on in shock before looking at each other and then they started brawling again.

Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard (with James J. Dillon) defeated LCW United States Tag Team Champions Demolition in 9:31 to win the LCW United States Tag Team Championships by pinfall when Anderson pinned Demolition Ax after a spinebuster on a steel chair that Dillon slid into the ring while the referee was distracted by Blanchard and Demolition Smash who were brawling outside the ring.

LCW Universal Champion Nikita Koloff (with Ivan Koloff) defeated Big Van Vader (with Harley Race) and Paul Orndorff (with Bobby Heenan) in 19:40 in a triple threat match when he pinned Paul Orndorff after the Russian Sickle clothesline. After the match, Big Van Vader attacked Paul Orndorff and Bobby Heenan just walked away. The Heenan Family (King Kong Bundy, One Man Gang, and Ken Patera) tried to come out to save Orndorff, but Heenan held them back and they walked away as Vader continued to attack Orndorff until LCW security officials came out and pulled Vader off of Orndorff.

LCW Beach Brawl 2005 Pay-Per-View Results 07.31.05

LCW Beach Brawl 2005 (July 31, 2005) live from Saddledome in Calgary, Alberta, Canada.

Jake Roberts defeated Rick Martel in 13:41 by pinfall after the DDT. After the match, Roberts draped his snake over Martel's body until Martel could escape the ring.

The Grand Wizard came out for his "Wizard's Lair" interview segment and introduced his guests: Ivan and Nikita Koloff. Grand Wizard asked Ivan Koloff why he left Nikita to be attacked last week on Showdown by Superstar Billy Graham and Harley Race. Ivan said that Nikita had become a disappointment recently, losing matches for The Koloffs. Nikita reminded him that he had lost some matches for The Koloffs too. Ivan said it was only because Nikita wasn't there to watch his back and suggested maybe it was because he had his mind on something else. Ivan said if he was thinking about trying to get a shot at the LCW Universal Championship or any other title he could forget about it because he was pathetic and would never be a champion without Ivan by his side. Ivan added, "So if you were smart you would straighten out, get your mind right, and focus on helping me win the LCW World Tag Team Championships tonight." Nikita looked dejected but responded, "Yes, Uncle Ivan." Ivan and Nikita Koloff walked out of the Lair.

Dusty Rhodes defeated Harley Race (with Bobby Heenan) in 9:12 in a no disqualification, first blood match after hitting Race with a steel chair that Bobby Heenan brought into the ring. After the match, Rhodes hit Heenan with the steel chair, busting him wide open as well.

Ted DiBiase (with Virgil), King Kong Bundy, and One Man Gang defeated LCW International Champion Bret Hart and The British Bulldogs in 15:49 by pinfall when DiBiase pinned Hart with a rollup after Virgil tripped Hart from ringside. Hart went to grab Virgil and DiBiase rolled him up for the pinfall and the win. After the match, the referee handed the title to DiBiase as the original match stipulations stated that if DiBiase pinned Hart he would become the LCW International Champion, but LCW Commissioner Bruno Sammartino came to ringside and took the title from DiBiase and handed it back to Hart saying that since Virgil interfered DiBiase wasn't going to win the title, but he did pin Hart so he was the number one contender and he would get his title shot at Caged Heat.

LCW World Tag Team Champions The Nasty Boys (with Jimmy Hart) defeated The Steiner Brothers in 14:29 by pinfall when Brian Knobbs pinned Rick Steiner after Jerry Sags hit Steiner with Jimmy Hart's megaphone. During the match, Rick Steiner hit Knobbs with the Steinerline and went for the pinfall attempt, but the referee was distracted with Scott Steiner and Jerry Sags ran into the ring with the megaphone and hit Steiner with it before putting Knobbs on top of him for the pinfall and the win. After the match, LCW Commissioner Bruno Sammartino came out and announed that The Nasty Boys would face the winners of the upcoming contenders match at Caged Heat and the match would take place in a steel cage as would every other match at Caged Heat, and Jimmy Hart would be banned from ringside.

Curt Hennig defeated Bam Bam Bigelow (with Sir Oliver Humperdink) in 6:17 by countout after LCW United States Champion Ravishing Rick Rude interfered and hit Bigelow with the title belt.

Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson defeated The Rock 'n' Roll Express and Ivan and Nikita Koloff in 13:37 in a three way dance elimination match to determine the number one contenders for the LCW World Tag Team Championships. Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson were the survivors. After the match, The Nasty Boys tried to attack Atlas and Johnson, but they fought back and threw both of The Nasty Boys out of the ring over the top rope.
Order of Elimination:
- Ivan and Nikita Koloff were eliminated by Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson at 6:34 by submission when Rocky Johnson made Nikita Koloff submit with the Boston Crab. After being eliminated, Ivan berated Nikita again before slapping him and then leaving the ring. Nikita followed Ivan out of the ring and looked dejected. Ivan turned around, slapped him again, and then turned around to continue leaving. Nikita didn't look deject this time, he looked angry. Nikta stopped following Ivan and when Ivan turned around Nikita hit Ivan with the Russian Sickle in the entrance way and then walked away.
- The Rock 'n' Roll Express were eliminated by Tony Atlas and Rocky Johnson at 13:37 by pinfall when Tony Atlas pinned Ricky Morton after a powerslam.

The Ultimate Warrior defeated LCW United States Champion Ravishing Rick Rude and Sting in 8:43 in a three way dance elimination match to become the new LCW United States Champion.
Order of Elimination:
- Ravishing Rick Rude was eliminated by Sting at 3:48 by submission with the Scorpion Deathlock. Before locking Rude in the Scorpion Deathlock, Sting hit Rude with the Stinger Splash in the corner and then the Warrior hit him with the Warrior Press Slam and Splash combination.
- Sting was eliminated by The Ultimate Warrior at 8:43 by pinfall after Sid Vicious interfered while the referee was knocked out and attacked Sting, hitting him with the powerbomb before leaving the ring.

Bob Backlund defeated Superstar Billy Graham in 10:56 in a steel cage match with LCW Commissioner Bruno Sammartino as the special guest referee after Sammartino threw Bob Backlund out the steel cage door after Graham attacked Sammartino. After the match, Sammartino attacked Graham, throwing him from one side of the cage to the other and busting him wide open.

LCW Universal Champion Hulk Hogan wrestled Randy Savage to a no contest in 21:17 in a steel cage match after Lex Luger, who came to the ring with Elizabeth, interfered and attacked Hogan and Savage, putting both of them in the Torture Rack.